sunnysundown:

otherwindow:

Me as Symmetra with a level 3 laser, teleporting behind the lone Zenyatta after I just killed his entire team by myself:

Zenyatta waiting for that symmetra

(via s-shutup-its-not-like-i-actually)

frutadeoro:

fallout 76 multiplayer

(via petty-may0nnaise)

the-new-mandalor:

The Girl You Like:

Her Older Sister:

Her annoyingly cute Kid Brother:

Her Overprotective Older Brother(s):

Her Majestic Mother:

Her Overly Powerful Father:

Her Ex:

You:

(via pansexualjesus)

victorian–suggestion:

be a fop who gives himself airs of gallantry

victoria-is-trash:

asexualizing:

liking abba is not your taste in music it’s a way of life and people who don’t like abba can’t reach the ideal world and that is what plato talked about

“if you don’t like dancing queen then fuck you” -Plato, 320 BC

(via confirmance)

mamoru:

mamoru:

why does wikipedia call the torah the “hebrew bible”?

no…we call it the torah. we named it. we named the torah, and called it the torah. it is. the torah

power move. hot take. this is a power take

(via flyingspaget)

jeffreydeanneganstrash:

zerofucksclub:

thuggums:

kingjaffejoffer:

• “this is way too sweet”
  
• “they’re remaking that movie already????”
  
• “my back hurts”
  
• “wait, people get mad about that now?”
  
• “I can’t eat that, its gone fuck my stomach up”
• “hold on let me check my calendar first”
  
• **turns on the radio** [groans]

How dare you EXPOSE me at 5:18 am on this good Monday

Originally posted by plumkat

The accuracy of this post tho.

(via sailormoonfan224)